Ron's Dad Birthday Bash

Morning!
Listen: sometimes, it pays to be brief. It's Friday, it's sunny, England are the worst football team in the world. It's pretty hot outside. It's difficult to know what to wear. Most things make you either boil to death or look like a pale Baywatch extra. Didge has the answer. he's gone to work topless. Well done Marc. It's possible that this girl is entirely responsible for Lights beating Darks on Monday. Then again, it's possible she wasn't. Still, at least she's still knocking about in swimwear Man Of The Match VOTE HERE http://mnf.doodle.com/7d5v2vbdeaps7u6c. Make yourself feel better with some topical MNF designed to make you snigger. Soccerette Anyone??

Teams

Feeling sexy? Of course you are. It’s Monday morning and it’s the sexiest day of the week apart from Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and all of the other ones. I’m feeling sexy. But then we always feel sexy, even when I’m eating Matzo, and that’s why sometimes I do stuff like DJ at clubs full of Fitterz have more friends than Richard Ashley on Facebook, and still haven’t paid my last 30% for Simon Dewogfrauds Spa (I mean stag) weekend in the Cotswolds. Interesting line up for tonight’s MNF but then it is a Bank Holiday Special. Let me know if you cant make it…………see ya later
Darks

1. Vinnie
2. Max
3. Gink
4. Dave lee
5. Turk
6. Ian
7. Jason
8. Defraud


Whites

9. Silver (owes last week)
10. Dan
11. Damon
12. Warren
13. Baum
14. The rat
15. Didge
16. Singer

Feltzy

Greetings,

Fancy seeing you here! And on a Thursday! Who's that girl I'm with? The one below? Oh, that's V. She's a Celeb and Talkshow host from NW3. the full shot's of her daughters engagement are on Facebook, or Hello next Monday, which is the same day that I'll be pulling the 16 coolest MNFers of 2010 for the Bank Holiday Special. So if you haven't put your name forward already, do it. Do it NOW. Plus got a Top night @ Maya tomorrow if your around, those Pit Lane lovelies from last week will be there, you fancy????

Oh and those of you that were Lame on Monday – you missed a cracker of a feast at the Ashley’s 1 hour 2 minutes and ten seconds of Partridge Family lighting farts, dancing and kissing grannies. Very Benny Hill.

Enjoy the Bank Holiday – Soccerette anyone????